This looks like something my bartender buddy would make me as a joke if it was a slow night
very_spicy_egg
Those look like teeth
trumps-used-diaper
hlarsenart
Dude was wasted when he came up with this drink
jscummy
Just tell me where I jizz so I can get the lady her drink
senpaimitsuji
Ohhhh it’s a pearl necklace alright. They know what they were doing
wiener_brigade
LostinQuiddity
Whe I was younger , I was hanging out with my uncle shooting pool, listening to some music… I was singing this song from Jimmies chicken Shack, talking about she wanted a necklace made of pearls, but all I got her was flowers from a trashcan… or something like that, but my tone deaf ass was signing the hell out of it…..
Thats when my uncle went…uh… I hate to be the one to tell you this because youre my niece . . So let’s just say that conversation was a bit awkward.
I busted out laughing..Then we popped in a chili peppers 🌶 CD and never talked about it again 🤣 😂
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The fuck is that white stuff? Frosting? Mayonnaise? Sour cream?
That has to be the lowest effort cocktail I’ve ever seen lmao
There’s a way to do this and make it look appealing but this ain’t it.
Was it salty?
Did it taste of pineapple?
It says pearl necklace right in the name, what else did you expect?
[I’m not seeing it. 😭](https://www.food.com/recipe/pearl-necklace-249513)
This looks like something my bartender buddy would make me as a joke if it was a slow night
Those look like teeth
Dude was wasted when he came up with this drink
Just tell me where I jizz so I can get the lady her drink
Ohhhh it’s a pearl necklace alright. They know what they were doing
Whe I was younger , I was hanging out with my uncle shooting pool, listening to some music… I was singing this song from Jimmies chicken Shack, talking about she wanted a necklace made of pearls, but all I got her was flowers from a trashcan… or something like that, but my tone deaf ass was signing the hell out of it…..
Thats when my uncle went…uh… I hate to be the one to tell you this because youre my niece . . So let’s just say that conversation was a bit awkward.
I busted out laughing..Then we popped in a chili peppers 🌶 CD and never talked about it again 🤣 😂
Not trying to be funny….